The UN as a nuclear power?

Funny article in the Jan. 13, 2009 issue of The Onion: "U.N. Acquires Nuclear Weapon." They hit all the right notes, including a nice reference to the weakness of the UN's Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. As Ban Ki-Moon says: "We look forward to receiving your full cooperation in eradicating malaria in the developing world. Or else." :-)